In the advent of my fast approaching birthday, Halloween, Christmas, Easter, my Graduation, and my quarter of a century woeversary I have decided to compile a wishlist so that you can all fucking buy me shit. It's like that obnoxious list soon-to-be-married couples send out a few months before their wedding...except my list wont be full of expensive home appliances...well it might.
And yes I NEED ALL OF IT...even the 8inch heels I'm too fucking tall to wear.
p.s absolutely none of these fucking pictures are mine.
And yes I NEED ALL OF IT...even the 8inch heels I'm too fucking tall to wear.
p.s absolutely none of these fucking pictures are mine.
